Other than a hillarious errand running with my husband, the only other highlight of my day happened during writing. J. came to me asking for the spelling of a word since he couldn't find it in the children's dictionary or in our classroom created dictionary. That word, my friends, was tits. Trying to hide a shocked expression (okay, who am I kidding - a hysterical smile) in which I was wondering what this seven year old could possibly be writing about, I asked him to use it in a sentence. The sentence he used was, "They ate from her tits." I decided to look at his story for a little more detail. Oh thank heavens the child was writing about a litter of kittens! First sugar nipples, now tits. What is my classroom coming to?
Thursday, April 2, 2009
Day 142: Thursday, April 2 - Oh What a Beautiful Morning!
Really, it wasn't. I spent the entire morning trying to to a fabulous arm and shoulder weights exercise with weights that were too light. Needless to say, I went to the abominable whore of the earth WalMart this evening and bought me some weights that might actually make exercising worthwhile. How else am I going to look like Dreya? Then, after my shower, my blowdryer officially kicked the bucket.
It has been going in and out for the past several months, and it decided to head to blowdryer heaven (the dumpster) this morning. I guess that's what I get for buying a cheap blowdryer. Another reason for heading to "that store."
Other than a hillarious errand running with my husband, the only other highlight of my day happened during writing. J. came to me asking for the spelling of a word since he couldn't find it in the children's dictionary or in our classroom created dictionary. That word, my friends, was tits. Trying to hide a shocked expression (okay, who am I kidding - a hysterical smile) in which I was wondering what this seven year old could possibly be writing about, I asked him to use it in a sentence. The sentence he used was, "They ate from her tits." I decided to look at his story for a little more detail. Oh thank heavens the child was writing about a litter of kittens! First sugar nipples, now tits. What is my classroom coming to?
Other than a hillarious errand running with my husband, the only other highlight of my day happened during writing. J. came to me asking for the spelling of a word since he couldn't find it in the children's dictionary or in our classroom created dictionary. That word, my friends, was tits. Trying to hide a shocked expression (okay, who am I kidding - a hysterical smile) in which I was wondering what this seven year old could possibly be writing about, I asked him to use it in a sentence. The sentence he used was, "They ate from her tits." I decided to look at his story for a little more detail. Oh thank heavens the child was writing about a litter of kittens! First sugar nipples, now tits. What is my classroom coming to?
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