In my class today, our teacher showed us this picture. I just thought I'd share it with those of you who haven't yet seen it. (Apparently, it is being passed from teacher to teacher all over the nation.)

It was accompanied by this letter:
"Dear Mrs. Jones,
I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer. I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn't show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot. From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.
Sincerely,
Mrs. Smith"
Maybe we don't have an aspiring exotic dancer here, but this girl still aims to be a HOME DEPOT SALES ASSOCIATE! Maybe in addition to checking her homework, the mom should teach her daughter to aspire to something higher. Otherwise, we just might have another exotic dancer on our hands after all.
And this one. It was inside the Beyond Classical Pedagogy book when it was opened today:

(In case you were wondering, the book he is holding is Beyond Classical Pedagogy.) Now you may share my pain.
2 comments:
That is absolutely the funniest thing I have seen in a long time. Poor mother, I bet she was red faced at the next parent teacher conference.
That's hilarious! I love pictures like that!
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