After the birth of a child, there's always the temptation to say, "Yes, it's cute, but what can it do?" Until today, the answer was simply eat, sleep, and poop. But now babies can be put on the payroll as soon as they're born! Just dress your young one in Baby Mops and set him or her down on any hard floor that needs cleaning. You may at first need to call the infant to get him or her started, but pretty soon they'll be doing it all by themselves. There's no child exploitation involved. The kid is doing what he does best: crawling. But with Baby Mops, he's also learning responsibility and a healthy work ethic. Make your child work for his keep!
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